Call me what you want, my name is Brittany

i like people watching, iced tea, pretzel rods, a series of unfortunate events, coffee, negative space, and being alone

i am sarcastic and cynical. i am a procrastinator, and i enjoy folding laundry (but only if it's fresh from the dryer). 

i drive a 1993 Oldsmobile stationwagon named the "S'wagon"
i could never get sick of the ocean
i prefer to be hot then cold
i could live off pb&fluff sandwiches
and i have a strange obsession with mustaches